These are some of the questions I'm most commonly asked:

Why is homemade stuff so expensive?

Well first of all, if you're gonna bitch about the price go to Family Dollar.  Secondly, it takes a long ass time to make shit from scratch and materials aren't cheap.  I pretty much work for less than an dollar an hour, what's your time worth?  You're also paying for originals, not mass produced crap.

Why isn't handmade stuff perfect like my Wal-mart stuff?

Om..fg...I am not a machine, I am human.  Now I realize that you are probably perfect but I am not.

Do you have customer service?

Of course! I am available to answer your questions 24/7/365 except when I'm not.